Friday, November 27, 2009

Hilarious Celebrity Quotes

Hilarious Celebrity Quotes
And when I wrote hilarious, I meant  it.  Just read what Mr. Twitter King has said in the past: I don’t read.  I don’t watch the TV shows that are about that.  I don’t read the magazines that make things up about people.  I know what the truth is.  I don’t sort of indulge in my own fodder.  [...]

And when I wrote hilarious, I meant  it.  Just read what Mr. Twitter King has said in the past:

I don’t read.  I don’t watch the TV shows that are about that.  I don’t read the magazines that make things up about people.  I know what the truth is.  I don’t sort of indulge in my own fodder.  I don’t really care what they write about me.  – Ashton Kutcher

Right, he doesn’t even read, yet he posted this on his Twitter account recently: “@frostillicus123 spell appreciated right when you are insulting me.”

Obviously he reads what people are saying about him.  I shook his hand once when he autographed a script for me of That 70’s Show.  It was limp.  And you wonder why 3,891,818 people follow him on Twitter so they can read what he is talking about. 

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And then we have Lindsay Lohan.  Oh Lindsay. 

“I watch people, I just sit there and kind of observe what’s going on around me and see if other people have changed.  I know what that looks like and I don’t want to be that kind of person.  It’s bad karma.” – Lindsay Lohan

A tweet from Lindsay’s Twitter page, just illustrating my point about how her life is changed for the worse.

“Nothing a police escort in Paris! Talk about riding in style hehe! Thanks Dimitri! http://twitvid.com/420A8

She should have remembered about that bad karma.  I can not believe how much she has changed.  From freckles and Disney to Firecrotch to Lesbian to a nobody who has to make the news with a home break-in story rather than her latest film.  You were good kid, real good.

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Jude Law.  Oh boy, the road you’ve chosen for yourself. 

“Those years when you’ve suddenly allowed legally into bars and clubs, and the world suddenly you realize is offering itself to you.  I would say I guess that if you look at my life, I was always someone who looked for commitment and that was in my make-up.” - Jude Law

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Jude, how do you define ccommittment?  First, there was your failed relationship with Sadie Frost, your ex-wife and mother of three of your children.  She divorced you allegedly because you cheated on her.  Then you cheated on your ex-girlfriend Sienna Miller with your kid’s babysitter to everyone’s horror.  Then you get back together was Sadie Frost, and then knock it was some struggling actress after a family holiday?  Now, the baby-mamma actress Samantha Burke has your daughter last week, and this week you come back full circle to date Sienna Miller again?  My head is spinning.

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P.S.  For the love of god, please go get hair plugs.

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