It’s the week before the Super Bowl – time for fringe companies to make an intentionally too-sexual ad that they never intended to air during the Super Bowl then putting it online and being all like “our company has too much HOTSEX for those SQUAAAARES on NERDivision, which is what we call television!” The latest participant: [...]
It’s the week before the Super Bowl – time for fringe companies to make an intentionally too-sexual ad that they never intended to air during the Super Bowl then putting it online and being all like “our company has too much HOTSEX for those SQUAAAARES on NERDivision, which is what we call television!”
The latest participant: GoDaddy.com, a useful website for registering innuendo on a lady cop’s boobs. What’s most surprising is, the ad isn’t even that sexual, or really anything. It’s nothing. It’s Danica Patrick and some people. But it’s BANNED! Which equals HOTTTTTZZZZZ!!!!! It’s so scandalous I might just masturbate to the word “BANNED”:
Incidentally, does anyone go to GoDaddy thinking “Awww man, gonna jerk off to some hot Danica Patrick lesbo action — Oh. There’s none of that. Well, now that I’m here, might as well buy some domain names.”
(via Jalopnik)
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