Ozzy Osbourne appeared on Chelsea Lately on Monday to promote his new book I Am Ozzy.
Chelsea Handler asked Ozzy about his past drug use, his wife Sharon, and his recently acquired driver's license.
"Are you married?" Ozzy asked Chelsea, after deciding he'd suffered enough verbal abuse.
"No, I'm not married, I'm single," she responded.
"I wonder why!" Ozzy shot back jokingly.
Go on, watch it. There are some pretty great moments where Ozzy's words are pretty damn indecipherable. The rest is quite cute.