Saturday, February 27, 2010

Finally, a Dog I Can Go To Prom With

Finally, a Dog I Can Go To Prom With
Meet Giant George. Giant George is a Great Dane with a people face whose owners claim is the largest dog in the entire world. And, according to their website, they offer up some pretty convincing evidence to support their case: “In my 45 years of experience working with giant breed dogs, without question, George is the [...]

Meet Giant George.

Giant George is a Great Dane with a people face whose owners claim is the largest dog in the entire world. And, according to their website, they offer up some pretty convincing evidence to support their case:

“In my 45 years of experience working with giant breed dogs, without question, George is the tallest and largest dog I have ever seen.” Dr. William Wallace, Buena Pet Clinic, Tucson Arizona.

“He is certainly the largest dog I have ever seen.” Dr. James P. Boulay, Veterinary Specialty Center Tucson, Arizona.

*Removing glasses arm from mouth* I dare say it MUST be the biggest dog, if two doctors swear it’s the biggest dog they’ve ever seen. Also, George is actually in the Guinnes Book of World Records… because he’s 7 feet long. 7 FEET LONG!!

Put a sweatband on this dog’s head and his hind paws in little baby Air Jordan’s and he could technically be a BASKETBALL STAR.

Not to mention an amazing prom date and life partner. Check out all these things we have in common:

· Sits in a chair like a human

· Consumes 110 pounds of food every month

· Has to Bend Over to Drink Out of the Kitchen Faucet

· Sleeps on a Queen Size Bed…alone

Our Match.com ad is going to be soooer romantic…

Just photoshop my face over this dude’s face and boom: True love.

Even though he is a bit of a backseat driver… *playful dog slap*



Coquettish Laugher 4VR.


Source: www.bestweekever.tv

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