Saturday, January 30, 2010

Important Info About Penis Dot Net

Important Info About Penis Dot Net
This may be the greatest and most urgent email we’ve ever received to our tips line: I left the last part in just because “LLC” makes me laugh. The Penis.net people are making sure to maximize their tax-exemptions. Also, the difference between 1 million Google searches for “penis” and 2.2 million Google searches for “penis” is astronomical [...]

This may be the greatest and most urgent email we’ve ever received to our tips line:

I left the last part in just because “LLC” makes me laugh. The Penis.net people are making sure to maximize their tax-exemptions.

Also, the difference between 1 million Google searches for “penis” and 2.2 million Google searches for “penis” is astronomical — I had no idea there was such a wild month-to-month swing of amount of times people type “penis” into Google. I guess it depends on the weather — in the summer, it stays light out late, so I’m outside a lot, but in the winter, there’s literally nothing else to do besides going home and typing penis into Google.

Also also, our company would be interested in penis.net “for obvious reasons”? Which obvious reasons would those be? My overwhelming gayness or just my general enthusiasm for penises? If we’re gonna do business together, some clarity would be appreciated.

So yeah, long story short, anyone know a good place to get “CEO, Penis.net” business cards printed up?


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